The Cats Of Disneyland Tweet Some Funny Thoughts From Their Magical Land

As they claim on their twitter page: "Disneyland is our land. We prowl its streets when the humans go away. And we try our best to forget it was all started by a mouse". 

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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats If you're looking for something worthwhile to do today at 9:00 PST, might I suggest watching a cat hunt a bug outside the Disneyland Hotel. 7:20 AM 20 Jan 2017 25 Retweets 126 Likes
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    Advertising - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats File this under things that wouldn't happen in Disneyland... OALT DISNE World Where Dreams Come True Right Lane Rat bites man in Disney's Magic Kingdom, lawsuit says A man and his wife, who rode in a wheelchair, exited Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Spin when a rat ran into the merchandise store near the ride, the suit says. orlandosentinel.com
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats BREAKING: If you shout "Andy's dad is coming" in the parks, the Toy Story characters will start screaming alternate facts. @andrewstanton andrew stanton Complete and utter fake news. Everyone go back to your homes. Nothing to see here, folks. #lwasthere twitter.com/io9/status/878... 6:16 PM 24 Jun 2017 21 Retweets 102 Likes
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats I spent today napping inside a nondescript coaster, that maybe is themed like one of the Swiss alps or whatever. 10:55 PM - 4 Jan 2019 19 Retweets 272 Likes
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats BREAKING: I will be entirely unaffected by tomorrow's ticket price increases. 3:44 PM - 11 Feb 2017 47 Retweets 230 Likes
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats If anyone ever tries to make me move from the middle of a walkway, I will react much like that United passenger. Only I'll scratch too. 12:42 PM 10 Apr 2017 Mnciable 22 Retweets 113 Likes
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats I got to serve Jack his eviction notice from the Haunted Mansion this year, and it was quite satisfying. 9:20 AM - 9 Jan 2017 12 Retweets 112 Likes
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats Hey, napping takes time. Pink Bunny @pinkbunnyr Looks all over Twitter for @disneylandcats 5:41 PM 24 Mar 2017 4 Retweets 48 Likes www
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats I'm so torn because I hate rain, but it got you humans out of the parks early. But I HATE rain. 8:28 PM - 22 Jan 2017 17 Retweets 160 Likes
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats BREAKING: Spending your day walking around and looking for cats will still be included in the cost of admission. 11:36 AM - 11 Jan 2017 IVES LIVE 45 Retweets 214 Likes
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats Hope not... I've gotten pretty comfortable up there da permit to bui Guy Selga @guyselga access to the sec This nugget was in the @MousePlanet Dlsneyland update this Hall. The elevat week. Could this mean Walt's Apartment will be offered during Walt's apartmer tours again?! 8:34 AM 13 Feb 2017 5 Retweets 34 Likes
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats Very occasionally, I wish that humans also had nine lives. 10:18 PM 28 Dec 2016 55 Retweets 201 Likes
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats Ill fill in at the Temple of the Forbidden Eye if Indiana Jones ever wants to go to Washington to fight Nazis.
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats What if Mr. Lincoln stopped giving his usual speech and just began reciting Section 4 of the 25th Amendment?
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats It's really time to open a Disneyland Canada. Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada 6:00 PM 28 Jan 2017 51 Retweets 210 Likes
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    Text - Cats of Disneyland Follow @disneylandcats Over/under on how long the government allows this room to stay open? 10:50 AM 28 Jan 2017
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